people let their kids sit on weird bearded old stranger’s lap in public and take pictures but the concept of homosexuality is “too weird”
there’s a fucking tree in your god damn living room and two girls kissing is something you can’t explain to your kid?????? queerness is not confusing. easter traditions are fucking confusing. what’s up with the eggs
"I didn’t expect you to have such good reflexes. Aren’t you generals supposed to sit on your ass all day and watch your men die for you?"
"Some of them are like this. I, however, am not."
AU - [1947; Occupation of Japan] Erwin is a General of the US Army and Levi is an infamous Yakuza.