akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
floozys: “boys will be bo-“ *flies in* *punches you in the face* bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
quoms: imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
lecterer: you know youve got it bad for a pairing when youre reading sexless domestic fanfiction
getoffmybloghoe: when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
kankrivantas: HAS IT OCCURED TO YOU THAT EVERY FOR TROLL THAT HAS GLASSES THEIR DANCESTOR NEEDED A PAIR EXCEPT FOR ERIDAN CRONUS DOESNT WEAR GLASSES ERIDAN U SHIT THEY REALLY ARE FAKE
piglii: piglii: 221becquerel:
His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he...– 50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)
[1:48:55 AM] <> Joe: dude what’s the chainmail for [1:49:20 AM] KING CREEPY: idk man i thought it’d be cool [1:49:22 AM] KING CREEPY: i was right [1:49:40 AM] <> Joe: you’re telling me you [1:49:42 AM] <> Joe: erin [1:50:04 AM] <> Joe: who lays on the floor at any sign of stress [1:50:30 AM] <> Joe: decided to fuckin make some goddamn chainmail...
deerstalkers-are-cool: So I was talking to my dad about supernatural and I told him it was a show that has demons and angels and mythical creatures and stuff and how it is sometimes gory and scary and so I go to watch the next episode I am up to, and dad’s watching and it’s fucking this one
bettyrizz: straight girls exclusively reading M/M smut and considering themselves advocates for gay rights is suspiciously like straight dudes who like to jack off to girl-on-girl porn that was constructed specifically for the male gaze in the sense that they’re both fetishizing queer sex and lifestyle and if you don’t see what’s wrong with that then i just don’t have the time for you.
successfully make chainmail: ✓ successfully put it on: ✓ successfully take it off: ✗ i’m stuck help me
Obama: I like Coke
Fox News: Obama Declares War on Pepsi
verymerryperry: DO YOU EVER GET SO ATTACHED TO ONE OF YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS THAT WHEN THEY’RE NOT ONLINE OR THEY’RE ONLINE AND THEY’RE NOT REALLY TALKING TO YOU YOU CAN FEEL YOUR INSIDES WHINING LIKE A SMALL KITTEN AND YOU LIKE WANT TO TALK TO THEM BUT YOU’RE AFRAID YOU’RE ANNOYING THEM TO DEATH EVEN THOUGH THEY CONSTANTLY TELL YOU THAT YOU DON’T ANNOY THEM AND YOU JUST WANT TO BE NEXT TO THEM...
crowmunist: nialltargaryen: school college work fuTURE HONOR
With money you can buy a house, but not a home. With money you can buy a clock, but not time. With money you can buy a bed, but not sleep. With money you can buy a book, but not knowledge. With money you can buy a doctor, but not good health. With money you can buy a position, but not respect. With money you can buy blood, but not life. With money you can buy sex, but not love.
when i’m angry i’ll point out your weaknesses when i’m sad i’m dependent and clingy when i’m happy i eventually get hurt when i’m stressed, nervous, or too excited, i get sick to my stomach until i have to find the nearest trash can i need to block off all emotions just to function like a normal person
i’m not a malicious person i’m kind and caring i’m not a malicious person i’m kind and caring i’m not a malicious person i’m kind and caring i’m not a malicious person i’m kind and caring i’m the worst person to grace this planet i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself i hate...
dietchola: hi how are ya
macarena-of-time: i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
catstiel: if it turns out that cas has actually reverted back to jimmy i’m going to walk into a lake and not return for 5 months JIMMY IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAD.
ok unpopular opinion comin’ through i don’t get the appeal of bondage? like a large majority of my friends like it, to the point i just naturally assume someone is into it because it just seems so normal these days but i’m???? no?????? like if a picture is sexy and happens to have some bondage in it ok that’s cool but to me bondage in general is kinda boring
zackisontumblr: that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the disappearance of your good mood
i’ve started saying ‘ding dong you are wrong’ to my parents i think that’s the end of the line there