January 2011
Reblog if you DON'T have an iPhone or a...
thebeatlesjustmightbegay:
agarfields:
thatshouldbemestuckinthemoment:
Whoot poor people!
That awkward moment when everyone in the house is...
That awkward moment when the guy who sits next to...
I hate feeling like I'm being annoying.
When parents ask you...
whatyouseeisme:
stephmiranda:
“hey, did you get home safely?”
“no i died like four times”
ALLLL THE TIIIIME.
Reblogged for the gif. 8D
That awkward moment when everyone in your class...
sophine:
YES
This ^
"Kids are like robots, off an assembly line, and I...
Spell your full name without an...
waterbead:
living-death:
-page394:
astopperindeath-:
doitdraco:
jacki3burkhart:
_ _H_ _ _ HO_ N _ _
Well I have no first name
so _U_ H _ _ _ H _ N
(via billie-joe)
_ _ _ T _ Z _ _ H _ _ _ _ _
B_TH W_ _ _ _ _ M _ _
g
_O_ _ _ O
No first name D:
_ _ _ _ _G H_ _
It feels like...
Either little bugs are crawling on my arms, or a ghost is tugging on my shirt .3.
SAVE ME ;~;
Yokan by Dir En Grey →
Holy fuckballs, I remember listening to this on repeat when I was thirteen.
… Now I wonder what in God’s name they’re wearing and where the hell are they?
stayifyouwannaloveme:
vanessalsaadi:
Going to class: Everyone: Me:
Doing work: Everyone: Me:
Lunch time: Everyone: Me:
Someone tells a joke: Everyone: Me:
Last bell rings on a Friday: Everyone: PARTY TIME Me: TUMBLR ALL NIGHT LOOOOOOONG YEAH
Except for the work part :D switch those around.
I’M GETTING THE A’S AND I’M AWESOME, BITCHES~
Crappy day, crappy crap day.
My family says I have an overactive imagination.
I say they are boring.
But it hurts sometimes, when they brush me off or even yell at me for having an ‘overactive imagination’. I don’t make up bullshit stories for attention.
Any other girl,
would sit along the sidewalk and complain,
with a rude face,
made of white lace,
always wondering who to blame.
Oh the conversations we have.
Joy: “I guess I better go out and make the day my bitch or something. I really don’t have the energy to be some kind of life pimp at the moment, but, what else is there to do.”
Me: “… Become a serial killer?”
Joy: “Yeah but that’s your thing, I need to be original too. I can’t find my hat.”
Me: “You mean.. THIIIIS HAT?”
...
When people my age love to drink and party,
waterbead:
ieroismyhero:
and i’m sitting there like……..
HEYLOOK, IT’S MY LIFE!
FUCK YEAH MINE TOO.
heartofthe-country-deactivated2 asked: I SO WOULD.
...IF I HAD A BATTLE AXE. Because I lub yew. D:
<3
...IF I HAD A BATTLE AXE. Because I lub yew. D:
<3
There goes my day, right out the window, and I still have a shitload of homework to do.
I think I ripped something in my shoulderblade.
:C MRRRFFFFF.
heartofthe-country-deactivated2 asked: :< youareabadfriend.
heartofthe-country-deactivated2 asked: DID YOU KNOOOOW ~
That summer camps have CAMPFIRES? Which means FIRE WOOD?
IS SEEING JAMES WORTH THE TERROR OF WOOD? IS IIIIT?
That summer camps have CAMPFIRES? Which means FIRE WOOD?
IS SEEING JAMES WORTH THE TERROR OF WOOD? IS IIIIT?
First kids today start stretching their ears with those gross gauges, but now they use wood plugs?
I think I’m going to fucking faint.
Mom: “How did your math go?”
Me: “Good.”
Mom: “Was it easy?”
Me: “Yup.”
Mom: “One hundred percent, right?”
Me: “Mhm.”
Mom: “Zero out of zero.”
Me: “Well if I don’t do it at all I can’t lose!”
Reblog if you love your Snuggie.
waterbead:
hardcore:
I don’t own a snuggie…but I reblogged this just because I saw it and practically died laughing :D
FUCK YOU ALL MY SNUGGIE IS BITCHIN’.
Mom: “Want to go with us to Pop Eyes?”
Me: “No thanks, I’m fighting Cyclopse and Minotaurs and men in togas.”
[1:47:42 PM] Jeremy: Heh, I’m eating popcorn. [1:47:47 PM] CANDEH FREAK: POP COOORRRNNNN. [1:47:50 PM] CANDEH FREAK: I had a chocolate cookie .3. [1:48:23 PM] Jeremy: That is no lunch, that’s a snack. Although, popcorn is too. [1:50:44 PM] CANDEH FREAK: If you’re an Envy, that’s a perfect lunch 8D [1:52:40 PM] Jeremy: The creature known as Envious Highlious’ diet is...
Hardcore radio station?
So, while driving home from school my dad turns on the radio. A Disturbed song is playing, perfect! So we listen.
When the song ends a deep voiced, monster truck beer-can-crushing-against-forehead sounding guy comes on the radio advertising the station, saying something along the lines of:
Monster Truck Man: “THE BEST ROCK AND METAL RADIO STATION IN ALL OF THE ANTELOPE VALLEY,...
Lololol.
I hate people.
Kidding Ourselves, by Stabilo →
My day is complete~!
*noms burrito*
Now all that’s left to do is tell Maji I love her. :D
