Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
heyfunniest: BELIEVE. NOTHING. TRUST. NO ONE. I hate April Fool’s Day. I’m staying in bed. :C
shit-thatblows: k1mkardashian: lindsay lohans face throughout the years don’t do drugs, kids.
beellette: dad just said “there should be a netflix for books” five minutes later he shouted “THE LIBRARY”
shavingryansprivates: remember when everyone on facebook made their status “can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars” for like 3 months omg domo has suddenly caught up
indecisiveaeryn: Look at this ship Isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my otp list's complete? Wouldn't you think I'm the girl The girl who ships ev'rything? Look at these loves angst to behold How many feels can one otp hold? Lookin' around here you'd think (Sure) she's ships everything I've got eye sex and tension aplenty I've got fanfics and graphics galore (You want headcanons? I got...
toppledcards: abortedslunk: whatevertheheckles: nepetaschoiceass: whatevertheheckles: butwewereokay: bemusedlybespectacled: imsoweirdimnotanitimanith: mikulukashipblog: ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works woop well that was anticlimatic wait wait WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON ...
me: today I'm gonna pay attention in class and I gonna rock that exam aw yeah
brain: thinks about OTP
me: no brain stop
brain: OTP angst
me: brain no
brain: OTP fluff
brain: OTP smut
brain: O T P
parents: we love you
friends: we love you
others: we love you
partner: i love you
paranoia: they're lying, they're just using you. no one loves you. you're ugly. everyone hates you. they all talk behind your back. you are unloved. you are forever hated.
Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter.
Me: Nine and three quarters
i have celery with peanut butter and nutella i’ve lost control of my life
themurderofcrows: republicans-vote-davekat: meen-ahsuteki: this gif is me it is whO I AM I IDENTIFY AS THIS GIF omg alois can suck my dick i literally can hear that in my head PA-DONK