princeofsharks: lets just take a second and think about how horrified wed all be if our friends texted or called us saying “hey man got this new game wanna come check it out?” “oh totes bro whats it called?” “sburb”
Alright time to hit the hay. Tomorrow I’ll be at AX as Sober Gamzee - look for the one with combat boots and fangs. Who am I kidding you guys won’t find me among the chaos.
Sam will get a new love interest in Season 8. →
casisonabender: katyisimmoral: heathyr: “a brave, sweet, smart, sarcastic woman.” well, she sure will need to be brave Let’s hope Sam’s dick doesn’t kill her within a few days. And then she dies.
barackfuckingobama: On December 21 this year we should all make text posts that sound really apocalyptic but aren’t. We could be like OH GOD EVERYTHING IS BURNING because I turned up the heater or like ALL I HEAR IS SCREAMING from my tv or even THIS IS GOODBYE BECAUSE WE’RE EVACUATING the dancefloor
eldritch-abomination: lokisgloriouspenis: shoutout to my genetics
ocicats: i laugh at people who are like “we don’t need another spider-man trilogy” no you know what movie we really don’t need a katy perry documentary
people I call "dude."
male friends: dude
female friends: dude
cis friends: dude
queer friends: dude
trans* friends: dude
my parents: dude
my boss: dude
the president: mr. dude
the queen: your dudeness
the pope: holy dude
strong-plushrumps: thenewagecaveman: tazerstorm: erinthesails: If Hussie kills off Serenity I am so fricken done with this webcomic Serenity? Who the hell is that?
Hey lets see who can type their url with their...
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fujikawaii10346: When Sweaterstuck rolls around in winter you’re going with me and we will wear dirkjake kigus then later you’ll sleep over and we can watch horror movies. I wanna watch one missed call and that Norwegian zombie flick the most. Maybe the human centipede? Hell yes we will party. When is Sweaterstuck. Is there a link I should be directed to. Btw fair warning, One Missed Call...
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did-yuo-kno: thelifeofasocialretard: did-yuo-kno: Gordon Ramsay isn’t paid per hour; he’s paid per profanity. No he doesn’t. This is stupid. Your theme is Organ, therefore you are not entitled to an opinion.
Calen: Oh! Random topic! I had a dream when I napped today that I had the worlds longest... Well you know.
Calen: Went waaay passed my kneecap.
Calen: Awesome dream.
Me: The worlds longest penis is 9 inches when flaccid.
Me: Don't ask me how I know this.
porcelainanchors: When I say, “the other day” it can mean any time from yesterday to 364 days ago.