my parents: why don't you hang out with your friends?
me: because you won't buy me plane tickets to visit them
rel-ecno: losing friends to people you helped them meet
ordile: ATTENTION FRIENDS: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FEEL NEGATIVE EMOTIONS OR I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SIT ON YOUR FLOOR AND MAKE THIS FACE UNTIL YOU FEEL BETTER
youngstero: I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast
me: it's he.
person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate--
me: yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz '-- a lot has changed over the years
white people: god dammit white people
biteythevillain: rainbowbarnacle: ...
there’s some dude in city of heroes asking for chicks’ numbers in broadcast i sent him the number to a taco bell in austin texas.
buttgenie: ask your doctor if Yaoi is right for you
A stupid someone with stupider dreams: Is Pixel... →
ayulabsyou: nikeairkicks: Look at any pixel art piece and you will find that it’s just tiny dots on a computer screen, made in MS Paint. Not impressive, sorry. If I wanted to I could open Paint right now and make a Mario sprite. Is that art? No. Anyone and everyone can do exactly that….
deadmaid: sarahsprite: deadmaid: lvkesprite: what old joke are we going to bring back next NO